Comments on Mutleythedogsdayout: PU F F I N N I G H T ! !

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2007-04-13T02:38:00.000-07:00

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She must have me confused with Newmania. I can wri...

2007-04-12T11:44:00.000-07:00

She must have me confused with Newmania. I can write English but only talk Dolphin.

Alan Whicker framework?You could see the whole wor...

2007-04-12T09:38:00.000-07:00

Alan Whicker framework?

You could see the whole world from up there.

Newmania said... That'll be a pint of Pinot Gr...

2007-04-12T09:16:00.000-07:00

Newmania said...

That'll be a pint of Pinot Grigio. They may as well get a stock in.

Auntie M- For a pint of Pinot you may be issued with your very own " Safe word " and join in with the Pagan festivities.
My exciting new role involves clambering into an enormous staw statue where Mutley says the very best views of the fiery hellish inferno can be had.
I quiver with girlish anticipation although I worry the Whicker frame work will chafe my skin.

Thats right Mr N,thats right -don't worry I have some special non flammable protective oils you can soak yourself in to ....er? avoid chafing..Yes thats it... avoid chafing... You won't get cold Mr N....

Sorry it didn't look like a link.Here's your pint ...

2007-04-12T06:09:00.000-07:00

Sorry it didn't look like a link.

Here's your pint :)

LINK....a pint for mutley

That'll be a pint of Pinot Grigio. They may as wel...

2007-04-12T04:31:00.000-07:00

That'll be a pint of Pinot Grigio. They may as well get a stock in.

Auntie M- For a pint of Pinot you may be issued with your very own " Safe word " and join in with the Pagan festivities.
My exciting new role involves clambering into an enormous staw statue where Mutley says the very best views of the fiery hellish inferno can be had.
I quiver with girlish anticipation although I worry the Whicker frame work will chafe my skin.

Here's one on the housea pint for mutley

2007-04-11T15:51:00.000-07:00

Here's one on the house

a pint for mutley

Aunty Marianne said... Be polite young man, or ...

2007-04-11T13:52:00.000-07:00

Aunty Marianne said...

Be polite young man, or I'll be round the Woodman with my shilleaghly. Shillaly. Shillaylee. Oh sod it. I'll be round for a pint.

That'll be a pint of Pinot Grigio. They may as well get a stock in.

I am not sure the Woodman has draught Pinot Aunty... should I check? I always try to be polite...

Be polite young man, or I'll be round the Woodman ...

2007-04-11T13:47:00.000-07:00

Be polite young man, or I'll be round the Woodman with my shilleaghly. Shillaly. Shillaylee. Oh sod it. I'll be round for a pint.

That'll be a pint of Pinot Grigio. They may as well get a stock in.

Eddie Waring seems to have dissappeared. What a s...

2007-04-11T13:28:00.000-07:00

Eddie Waring seems to have dissappeared. What a shame...

First Nations said... Ha! I say in amuseful. Ha...

2007-04-11T13:18:00.000-07:00

First Nations said...

Ha! I say in amuseful. Have your made up stuff which is so laugh to me! Here five for me have fully true thing:

Ilike fully true things Ms FN - by the way you are an excellent writer and blogger!

1. i have castrated infant pigs (they ran off and played like nothing happened. strange and not a little unnerving.)

I Have done lambs by fitting a really small tight rubber ring around their nut sack. Apparently it just shrivels up and drops off - I knew how that feels after the Sex Mad Dwarf fiasco...
2. i consciously eavesdropped on a guy having sex with two girls at once

Now that sounds fun! you should write a proper post about it ! I have made a movie like that. Did one hand start to creep between your thighs and rub the .....
3. i once thought i found a drowned child in the Columbia Slough but it turned out to be a bloated rat

Colombians can be like that Ms FN - have no fears! Did you eat it?,
4. i have scavenged at the dump and sold the result to antique stores

Practical recycling - I feel my mother purchased some of that stuff...
5. i fed a worm to Bill Beiser and he ate it. i told my mom i only fed him dirt but it was really a worm with dirt on it.

Bill mentioned this on his blog the other day (www.billbeiser.blogspot.com) - do you believe in love at first sight?

mutleythedog said... Oliver Gosling said... ...

2007-04-11T13:07:00.000-07:00

mutleythedog said...

Oliver Gosling said...

Although I am rather late in the day to make mention to the world, or to that portion of which that reads Mr. Mutley ravings,

Ravings!! I am just writing about my efforts to make sense of a challenging world Mr G... DO YOU THINK I DESERVE SUCH ENDLESS MOCKERY???

Raedwald said... Ok I'll do five really true t...

2007-04-11T13:02:00.000-07:00

Raedwald said...

Ok I'll do five really true things.

1. At one time I worked in a dole office with Nik Kershaw.

Was he ever late for work Mr R? I only ask....perhaps something kept him in bed in the mornings?
2. As a child I fought off an attack by armed EOKA terrorists.

Blimey! Doyou have super powers? I have always thought you did have!

3. I've never had Anal Sex either way with either sex in my entire life. But I haven't given up hope.

Well I am up for it - Iam sure there will be several other volunteers -always better than a pressed man?

4. I once vomited about a gallon of red wine and champagne over Princess Margaret's equerry when he was dressed in a very expensive unbleached linen suit. And didn't offer to recompense him.

Was this deliberate Mr R - if yes then ... Godd for you,the bastard probably deserved it!

5. Out rough shooting last winter, I let go both barrels at a fox in a bush. It was someone's ginger and white cat. I buried it.

Oh my God !! Tiddles?? Tiddles -did it have a little precious pink and diamante collar - nooooooooooo!

Oliver Gosling said... Would that be Tuba, or ...

2007-04-11T12:56:00.000-07:00

Oliver Gosling said...

Would that be Tuba, or tuber? And Green! Just the thought makes me laugh!

You should never eat green tubers Mr G,usually the result of badly ridged plants in my experience

Aunty Marianne said... But I am a cyborg! I am!...

2007-04-11T12:51:00.000-07:00

Aunty Marianne said...

But I am a cyborg! I am! I have X-rays to prove it! OK, it's true you can't see the internet access, or the USB ports, or the inbuilt lazer....

Sheesh. No-one believes anything around here. And it's all true.

I believe every word you write Aunty -as I have been brought upto respectmy elders
**Miaow**

Newmania said... Mrs. Gosling`s safe word is T...

2007-04-11T12:48:00.000-07:00

Newmania said...

Mrs. Gosling`s safe word is Tuba for me and I believe she uses Green with Mutley....(eventually)

Mr N! I believe you are fomenting trouble -that is so unlike you. Mrs G's word is indeed Green but I hear it so rarely I had all but forgotten.

Oliver Gosling said... Although I am rather la...

2007-04-11T12:45:00.000-07:00

Oliver Gosling said...

Although I am rather late in the day to make mention to the world, or to that portion of which that reads Mr. Mutley ravings, and then subsequent posts by readers and Mr. Mutley's replies, I too would like to come clean, in some kind of base celebrity exhibitionism, and reveal my five secret secrets.

1. I have a tendency towards verbosity.
2. Mrs Gosling's 'safe word' is giraffe.
3. I was born without pubic hair. It only began to grow when I was a teenager.
4. I have a fear of drinking cold water (it takes my breath away).
5. I once scanned a twenty pound not, printed it, then left it half sticking out from under the rear tire of my Hillman Minx. I then sat in a coffee shop across the road and waited until an old man noticed the note. I took great pleasure in watching him stand in the cold until the driver returned so that he might pick up the note. I made him wait four hours. That is less than minimum wage!

The Hillman Minx is a fine vehicle Mr Gosling - I trust you look after it well. I myself have a Triumph Toledo (white) . I believe I had assumed allthe other points to be true, especially the note trick

Newmania said... MUTLEY SAID I hope you now ha...

2007-04-11T12:43:00.000-07:00

Newmania said...

MUTLEY SAID I hope you now have a sense of the serious perosn behind this exterior????

Don`t worry Mutley I know that behind your glittering facade of careless venal hedonism ,indolence ,limitless self delight and brazen lascivious fawning courtesanship.......

Sorry I`ve forgotten what I was going to say..

No sorry its gone.

What were we talking about ?

We were talking about politics Mr N - I know it is new for you - but local elections are coming soon!

Ha! I say in amuseful. Have your made up stuff whi...

2007-04-11T10:27:00.000-07:00

Ha! I say in amuseful. Have your made up stuff which is so laugh to me! Here five for me have fully true thing:

1. i have castrated infant pigs (they ran off and played like nothing happened. strange and not a little unnerving.)
2. i consciously eavesdropped on a guy having sex with two girls at once
3. i once thought i found a drowned child in the Columbia Slough but it turned out to be a bloated rat
4. i have scavenged at the dump and sold the result to antique stores
5. i fed a worm to Bill Beiser and he ate it. i told my mom i only fed him dirt but it was really a worm with dirt on it.

Ok I'll do five really true things.1. At one time ...

2007-04-11T10:04:00.000-07:00

Ok I'll do five really true things.

1. At one time I worked in a dole office with Nik Kershaw.
2. As a child I fought off an attack by armed EOKA terrorists.
3. I've never had Anal Sex either way with either sex in my entire life. But I haven't given up hope.
4. I once vomited about a gallon of red wine and champagne over Princess Margaret's equerry when he was dressed in a very expensive unbleached linen suit. And didn't offer to recompense him.
5. Out rough shooting last winter, I let go both barrels at a fox in a bush. It was someone's ginger and white cat. I buried it.

Would that be Tuba, or tuber? And Green! Just the ...

2007-04-11T09:40:00.000-07:00

Would that be Tuba, or tuber? And Green! Just the thought makes me laugh!

But I am a cyborg! I am! I have X-rays to prove it...

2007-04-11T09:16:00.000-07:00

But I am a cyborg! I am! I have X-rays to prove it! OK, it's true you can't see the internet access, or the USB ports, or the inbuilt lazer....

Sheesh. No-one believes anything around here. And it's all true.

Mrs. Gosling`s safe word is Tuba for me and I beli...

2007-04-11T07:38:00.000-07:00

Mrs. Gosling`s safe word is Tuba for me and I believe she uses Green with Mutley....(eventually)

Although I am rather late in the day to make menti...

2007-04-11T07:17:00.000-07:00

Although I am rather late in the day to make mention to the world, or to that portion of which that reads Mr. Mutley ravings, and then subsequent posts by readers and Mr. Mutley's replies, I too would like to come clean, in some kind of base celebrity exhibitionism, and reveal my five secret secrets.

1. I have a tendency towards verbosity.
2. Mrs Gosling's 'safe word' is giraffe.
3. I was born without pubic hair. It only began to grow when I was a teenager.
4. I have a fear of drinking cold water (it takes my breath away).
5. I once scanned a twenty pound not, printed it, then left it half sticking out from under the rear tire of my Hillman Minx. I then sat in a coffee shop across the road and waited until an old man noticed the note. I took great pleasure in watching him stand in the cold until the driver returned so that he might pick up the note. I made him wait four hours. That is less than minimum wage!

MUTLEY SAID I hope you now have a sense of the ser...

2007-04-11T06:11:00.000-07:00

MUTLEY SAID I hope you now have a sense of the serious perosn behind this exterior????

Don`t worry Mutley I know that behind your glittering facade of careless venal hedonism ,indolence ,limitless self delight and brazen lascivious fawning courtesanship.......

Sorry I`ve forgotten what I was going to say..

No sorry its gone.

What were we talking about ?