Comments on Mutleythedogsdayout: Blog Access, Health and Safety

I want an armed escort when I come to this blog, ...

2008-08-26T12:09:00.000-07:00

I want an armed escort when I come to this blog, as redheads always seem to be in season(resist most likely quip)

He must be tall, moneyed, muscley(although, not too much) and witty(I bore easily)....but otherwise, I am not too picky, as long as he is packing an Uzi( and Platinum card)

I'm colour blind. Does this blog come in black an...

2008-08-26T07:55:00.000-07:00

I'm colour blind. Does this blog come in black and white?

As for new Olympic sports: Stealth gardening and male synchronised swimming.

Farting. Definitely and unquestionably, farting. ...

2008-08-26T05:34:00.000-07:00

Farting. Definitely and unquestionably, farting. Several catagories will be required.

"does anyone have any suggestions of sports for th...

2008-08-26T05:19:00.000-07:00

"does anyone have any suggestions of sports for the Olympics?!"

...competitive sunbathing, Mutley, which can then can lead to other types of sports such as competitive breast implants!

ummm mutley i don't think it is the same thing...b...

2008-08-26T03:14:00.000-07:00

ummm mutley i don't think it is the same thing...but hey...it was a midget...could be sporty...it works!

I am glad the black one legged lesbian vegan bhud...

2008-08-26T03:07:00.000-07:00

I am glad the black one legged lesbian vegan bhudists are welcomed at this site . Someone has to .
How about Dogging as an olympic sport.

Miss Mu is being very rude , is she upset about something

My computer doesnt have speakers, so I wont hear t...

2008-08-26T00:39:00.000-07:00

My computer doesnt have speakers, so I wont hear the alarms.

I am worried much.

I say bring back the original ideals of death or g...

2008-08-25T14:57:00.000-07:00

I say bring back the original ideals of death or glory to the games...

High jumpers have to leap over razor sharp wire. Guaranteed to get a few record breakers there.

Cyclists be allowed to have spinning blades attached to their wheels and use any weapon so long as it isn't a firearm.

Swimmers have to swim in pools with the odd Great White swimming about in it.

Olympic football, and in fact any game utilising a ball, have an exploding ball that detonates as soon as it crosses the goal posts. That'll keep the goal keepers on their toes.

Volleyball players have to play in the nude, and losing teams get executed with the captains head used as the ball in the following contest.

Divers have to dive into a tank that is five feet square. No chance of missing a screwed up dive there methinks.

The sprinters have to wear timed explosives (nine seconds to detonation?) that automatically switch off safely as soon as they are over the finish line.

Marathon runners are given a thirty minute lead and then a pack of rabid wolves is released after them.

How does all that sound? Apart from sadisitic?

darts, binge drinking, filling empty trains to cap...

2008-08-25T14:33:00.000-07:00

darts, binge drinking, filling empty trains to capacity with people.

3 cert golds, although the Japs can give us a good run at the last of those.

Blogger Scroblene said... Mutters; Private Eye...

2008-08-25T13:28:00.000-07:00

Blogger Scroblene said...

Mutters; Private Eye used to advertise a tee shirt with the words 'House of Commons Underwater Wrestling Club' emblazoned in bold print.

Many years later, I formed a business club, (and is now going strong with another name - might even blog it one day) called 'The Argyle and Sutherland Highlanders Underwater Formation Drinking Club'

We all regularly met in the 'Argyle' pub just off Oxford Circus, and I'm now in danger of blowing my cover as everyone who knows me is probably reading your excellent blog...<

HA!

The drinking club sounds great - I am sorry to have missed it. And I am afraid you may indeed have blown your cover with some of the blogs visitors... but it will go over the head of most people reading this - they think the "Sunday Sport" is high brow...

Blogger Tucker the Trucker said... Ah think th...

2008-08-25T13:22:00.000-07:00

Blogger Tucker the Trucker said...

Ah think there should be Olympic pig ridin.

My little sister is blue and has a growth the size of a man's head on her chin.

Is this going to be a problem?

And do you mind if she earns a livin on your blog?

Pig riding ... er .. ridin'.. sounds like a great idea! And your sister sounds charming - she is most welcome.

Blogger Liz said... Dog-pooing. George would w...

2008-08-25T12:53:00.000-07:00

Blogger Liz said...

Dog-pooing. George would win gold easy peasy.

Is someone as old and wrinkled as me allowed on your blog? I see no anti-ageist policy or reference.

P.S. I tried to use the toilet but found it was disabled. You are lucky I didn't have a little accident on the stairs. Please able it before my next visit. We old people cannot hold our wee for long.

Can dogs poo on command or is it a bit uncontrolled at all? I am sorry that the disabled toilets were locked... at least you have access with your zimmer frame..

Blogger Daisy said... midget toss :) I once to...

2008-08-25T12:47:00.000-07:00

Blogger Daisy said...

midget toss :)

I once tossed off a midget...

Blogger Minx said... Glad to see you are being...

2008-08-25T12:46:00.000-07:00

Blogger Minx said...

Glad to see you are being safety conscious, Muts, nothing worse than being sued for dangerous posting.

Blogolympics - catchy, but I would suggest that International Frying Pan Bashing is included.

I am glad for your support in this. I was wondering if you would be first aider? Frying Pans are in!!

Blogger Keshi said... haha Blogging as an Olym...

2008-08-25T12:45:00.000-07:00

Blogger Keshi said...

haha Blogging as an Olympic Sport? no ways! cos there'll be too many God Medallists :)

Keshi.

You would be top in my eyes Keshi darling! I have found that body oil you asked about... shall I pop round??

Blogger Nunyaa said... Nude pole vaulting :) Y...

2008-08-25T12:42:00.000-07:00

Blogger Nunyaa said...

Nude pole vaulting :)

You are very naughty for a Nun!! I have watched the video you sent me ten times!! WOW!

Blogger john.g. said... I want that picture to...

2008-08-25T12:40:00.000-07:00

Blogger john.g. said...

I want that picture to be larger!
I like fires.

Underwater soot-juggling.

Combined simultaneous archery and trampolining.

Aussie baiting!

I am making up a fill list to send to Boris Johnson.. All yours on on the top!!

DeleteBlogger MJ said... Wanking. Are you?...

2008-08-25T12:39:00.000-07:00

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Blogger MJ said...

Wanking.

Are you? May I watch ... for research purposes obviously... ahem...

Blogger CherryPie said... I must remember not ...

2008-08-25T12:38:00.000-07:00

Blogger CherryPie said...

I must remember not to use the right fire exit, there is a long drop!

RE: Welshcakes comment. I think drinking the liqueur should be a sport too ;-)

We could have Cherry Liqueur drinking!! See what I did ... ??

Blogger xl said... Blindfolded Lawn Darts! The...

2008-08-25T12:37:00.000-07:00

Blogger xl said...

Blindfolded Lawn Darts!

They are flooding in!! Brilliant!!

Blogger Welshcakes Limoncello said... I'll be ...

2008-08-25T12:31:00.000-07:00

Blogger Welshcakes Limoncello said...

I'll be sure to follow your guidelines, Mutley! I think "terrifying-liqueur-making" should be an Olympic sport, don't you?

A great notion. If I can be a taster ...

Blogger Mu Tai Dong said... RUBBISH!! You the ...

2008-08-25T12:30:00.000-07:00

Blogger Mu Tai Dong said...

RUBBISH!! You the great big dick!

Mu. Have you stopped taking your tablets?

Blogger Hammer said... I've disabled a few toi...

2008-08-25T12:29:00.000-07:00

Blogger Hammer said...

I've disabled a few toilets in my day. Heck I've disabled a few disabled toilets...I like pooping in the big roomy stalls.

Now why would you do that ? ...I have never broken anything. I am with you on the pooping space though...

Sheep slinging and pie eating. 10:55 AM ...

2008-08-25T12:25:00.000-07:00

Sheep slinging and pie eating.

10:55 AM
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Blogger Crushed said...

I notice your blog isn't available in Swahili.

Further more, I think your blog discrimnates against dogs who stay in. Or only go out at night.

And I don't think this comments section is very safe either, I almost nicked my finger on the comment above. There needs to be at least a foot between comments..

Might I suggest the following as Olympic sports;

1. Monastic chanting.
2. Guess Who.
3. I Spy.
4. Projectile vomiting.
5. The Biscuit Game.
6. Connect 4.
7. Russian Roulette.
8. Snail racing.
9. Molotov Cocktail throwing.
10. Hide the Sausage.

Hahahaha! I spy would be great and the chanting - funnier than the twirly diving and the underwater grinning we have right now! ..

Blogger TBRRob said... Sheep slinging and pie ...

2008-08-25T12:20:00.001-07:00

Blogger TBRRob said...

Sheep slinging and pie eating

How would you sling a SHEEP AT ALL...?