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Awww Mutley, I really don't like reading that you'...

2007-11-30T04:45:00.000-08:00

Awww Mutley, I really don't like reading that you're a bit down :-(

What kind of work do you do? Have you looked this end of the world or are you keen to stay in Bridport? I'm sure it would be difficult for you to leave, considering Bonita's magnificent boobs, but maybe 'tis time for you to look further afield? (Just an idea)

Per ardua ad astra - You're a nice man, it'll get ...

2007-11-21T03:47:00.000-08:00

Per ardua ad astra -

You're a nice man, it'll get better - see I wrote beeter, I come here and all I think of is beetroots - xx

mutley if they havent got a photo of your car they...

2007-11-20T01:48:00.000-08:00

mutley if they havent got a photo of your car they are stuffed
ask for it

electro-kevin said... Both the funniest and sa...

2007-11-20T01:38:00.000-08:00

electro-kevin said...

Both the funniest and saddest post I have read in a long time.

I had exactly the same with the parking ticket. I wrote a nice letter with a copy attached and got let off. Worth a try I suppose.

Can I say anything to cheer you up ?

You sound like a very fair and nice man to me. ;-)

Thanks EK, I have sent a letter with the ticket to a person called a "Parking Ombudsman" - what a fun title to have!! I imagine him wearing a Turban and silk trousers and sitting on a flying carpet saying "I am Ombudsman the Great!!"

Daisy said... as you know mutley i have been s...

2007-11-20T01:34:00.000-08:00

Daisy said...

as you know mutley i have been sorting some things myself...it happens to us all...only thing i can offer is a warm place to stay if you are ever in the states...i always keep space and would never begrudge another dog owner...however i do have three bitches and they are rather demanding...

I think I could handle them - given a few hours of rest...

hang in there and get yourself some dog kisses...they make the entire world go away even if it is just for a few moments...

Excellent advice Daisy - thank you for that... I do feel a lot better now

btw mutley...i do have a fondness for you...you ar...

2007-11-19T22:43:00.000-08:00

btw mutley...i do have a fondness for you...you are the only other person i have met online who has used their dogs name as their own...i do the same...daisy is the maltese on my blog...

Both the funniest and saddest post I have read in ...

2007-11-19T11:26:00.000-08:00

Both the funniest and saddest post I have read in a long time.

I had exactly the same with the parking ticket. I wrote a nice letter with a copy attached and got let off. Worth a try I suppose.

Can I say anything to cheer you up ?

You sound like a very fair and nice man to me. ;-)

my dearest hitch...i would never give your place i...

2007-11-19T11:10:00.000-08:00

my dearest hitch...i would never give your place in my shed to another...i was offering a place in the house...every dog has his day hitch...

Daisywould that be my shed place that you are offe...

2007-11-19T10:50:00.000-08:00

Daisy
would that be my shed place that you are offering?
As long as Mutley promises to not fuck my leg (or anything else)
I dont mind sharing, all I ask is that room mates dont lick their (or my) balls

EVEYou're ChineseWe all know that you would like n...

2007-11-19T10:45:00.000-08:00

EVE
You're Chinese
We all know that you would like nothing more than to eat Mutley in a spicey sauce, then turn him into a stylish bag (+:
Its the Chinese way
MUACK

as you know mutley i have been sorting some things...

2007-11-19T07:50:00.000-08:00

as you know mutley i have been sorting some things myself...it happens to us all...only thing i can offer is a warm place to stay if you are ever in the states...i always keep space and would never begrudge another dog owner...however i do have three bitches and they are rather demanding...
hang in there and get yourself some dog kisses...they make the entire world go away even if it is just for a few moments...

You would not like him Eve - he is old, smelly and...

2007-11-19T04:31:00.000-08:00

You would not like him Eve - he is old, smelly and very cranky..

> I think I have bored everybody stupid with my po...

2007-11-19T03:19:00.000-08:00

> I think I have bored everybody stupid with my post - I only left it as the list of blog types was quite funny
Not at all! It's nice to see the man behind Mutley for a change :-) And no, don't eat him... I've never had a Jack Russell; perhaps you'd care to trade? I'm sure my Cocker spaniel is much fatter... ;-)

The Hitch said... reccomended by a friend ww...

2007-11-19T02:24:00.000-08:00

The Hitch said...

reccomended by a friend
www.totaljobs.co.uk

GOOD LUCK (+:

Thank you very much for that!!

Rups said... Mutley, these made up posts are...

2007-11-19T02:23:00.000-08:00

Rups said...

Mutley,

these made up posts are great! See you soon in Melbourne, I'm the guy at the airport waving an ear wig.

xox Rups

You are silly - Melbourne is a tiny village in Derbyshire and does not have bus stop let alone an airport! I like waving ear wigs thought - their little legs wave back!!

BEAST said... Awww Mr M. I shall dispense wi...

2007-11-19T02:22:00.000-08:00

BEAST said...

Awww Mr M.
I shall dispense with the insane optimism just for this comment.

Look at the positive stuff , if nothing else you have blogging infamy.
You created Puffin Night and put Bridport on the map
You have imagination and charm , and as MR C helpfully commented on my blog , it could be worse.....you could be me(cheeky bastard).
Anyways one of the job applications will come right , its only a matter of time.

I am really sorry about all these things - but the truth about Bridport must out!! I do not make up any of that stuff..I think the law of averages suggests I must get a job eventually doesn't it??

Steph said... Wait. You're NOT coming down unde...

2007-11-19T02:19:00.000-08:00

Steph said...

Wait. You're NOT coming down under? I just fixed up the spare room for you!!!

Why? There was no need as I am happy to share with you ....

Wolfie said... I had a feeling you were making ...

2007-11-19T02:17:00.000-08:00

Wolfie said...

I had a feeling you were making some of that up but it was fun so what the hell.

I have several post ideas a day but time constrains me.

I'm sure your mojo will be in full swing again soon, its just taking a rest.

Perhaps I'll save telling you how great my life is for another day. ;-)

I have a lot more ideas than I have posts as well, I shall enjoy reading about your wonderful life soon!!

Liz said... Aw, we love you Mutters! I've only ...

2007-11-19T02:16:00.000-08:00

Liz said...

Aw, we love you Mutters! I've only found you of late, thanks to welshcakes, and I'm very glad I did.

We don't mind if you talk about the rubbish sometimes. But we like the make-believe too. And I really believed you were on the coach to Koolgarlie now!

I know your believed me - it made feel so guilty that I had to come clean, especially as it is obvious that you do not know that The Sea of Japan which has some of the deepest water in the world, cannot be traversed by bus...

It could be me speaking from 'I lack the ruthlessness required etc' I can't even decide if I'm wishy or washy.

But hey, wiat a minute, is it me you're talking about with the crappy photos?!! xx

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Liz said...

Oh, and I used to think I had big boobs! I do not believe hers are real!!

I have decided that I am not wishy washy - that is enough politics for today! I like your photos of course they are brilliant as indeed are your boobs *cheeky grin*

reccomended by a friendwww.totaljobs.co.ukGOOD LUC...

2007-11-19T02:15:00.000-08:00

reccomended by a friend
www.totaljobs.co.uk

GOOD LUCK (+:

Crushed by Ingsoc said... Oh come on Mutley. ...

2007-11-19T02:12:00.000-08:00

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Oh come on Mutley.
I thought you liked my victorian moustache blog.

Mutley, life deals out sone shit.

But having a blog, makes you lucky.

You can share it with total strangers.

A problem shared, is a problem halved.
A problem posted, is a weight off your mind.

:)

Well I do like to moustache blog - obviously - whats not to like - and I know you have worked hard on it.. still. I think I have bored everybody stupid with my post - I only left it as the list of blog types was quite funny. I hate feeling sorry for myself - it doesn't suit me at all.. a problem shared might be a problem doubled of course *grins*

Welshcakes Limoncello said... Dearest Mutley, I...

2007-11-19T02:10:00.000-08:00

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Dearest Mutley, I'm sorry you've had such an awful week. You're not a twat and your life isn't boring or empty. I, for one, would read anything you care to write about. And I'm glad you don't want to crush anyone or whatever. I feel exactly the same about my life sometimes and I'm sure a lot of people do - much more often than you think. Your posts are wonderful and I think they brighten a lot of our days. But you've every right to feel down and every right to tell us about it. You have so many friends out here, you know. Love from Sicily

Thats all very kind of you Ms. Limoncello, but I notice you have STILL not invited me to visit Sicily - nor did I recieve a food-parcel as Ihave repeatedly hinted I would like.. *winks*

The Hitch said... mutleys owner You are not ...

2007-11-19T02:08:00.000-08:00

The Hitch said...

mutleys owner
You are not in a good place.
Hitch has been in the pits of despair, luckily I have had hands offered to me to pull me out.
mines open to yours

Thanks - I am genuinely moved by that kindness. Do not worry I am OK, It is looming unemployment which scares the pants off me and leaves me in despair on occassion. But I carrry on trying..

The Hitch said...

Another thing
Mutleys owner
The worst thing you can lose in life is hope, and oddly when we lose that, good things cease to come to us.
Saying "cheer up" is stupid, you have to be proactive DO SOMETHING
even if its scrubbing a floor or taking up running, something you can look at as positve.
then the other good stuff will follow.
Regards Hitch

I am still busy at work, but I am finished at the end of the year. I have no idea what more I can do than keep applying...I cleaned the whole flat this weekend..

Little Lamb said... Poor poochie. I still like ...

2007-11-19T02:04:00.000-08:00

Little Lamb said...

Poor poochie. I still like you.

I on the other hand am against certain things.

You seem to be a breast man.

I like you lambie - but I know that the USA has different standards on the nudity thing, and I did not want to offend you. I once saw a news report from the US from a beach at Cannes where the topless sunbathers were pixellated. That is just weird...

MJ said... Are you toying with our emotions so ...

2007-11-19T02:02:00.000-08:00

MJ said...

Are you toying with our emotions so we'll take up a collection to send you to Australia?

No I was just feeling a bit shit really, but if you like to take up a collection on my behalf I would rather it was in kind for tax reasons. I am very fond of "peanut brittle"....