Comments on Mutleythedogsdayout: Australia Here I Come!!

Of course we put tiny kangaroos on our sores. They...

2007-11-10T23:24:00.000-08:00

Of course we put tiny kangaroos on our sores. They just ooze love and help us heal faster. Though don't tell anyone. We don't want our macho image ruined.

If you can't bring spoons, bring and empty bottle for busking.

Make sure you use those condoms if you're going to 'cuddle' a koala. Dirty sluts have chlamydia. You could use the 'very very wrong' size. It would be appropriate.

Mutts, if you are coming to Oz, I insist that you stay with me too. Betty might want a night off to get busy with some sailors. And I'm just a few hours away.

lol Mutley ur crazy!Keshi.

2007-11-10T19:29:00.000-08:00

lol Mutley ur crazy!

Keshi.

It's also a good idea to bring a half finished pic...

2007-11-10T13:20:00.000-08:00

It's also a good idea to bring a half finished picture and say 'Can you guess what it is, yet?' at intervals. If pornographic, do the genitals first to give them a clue.

Mutleythedog-Nice post. You are right I do not pos...

2007-11-09T19:46:00.000-08:00

Mutleythedog-Nice post. You are right I do not post nearly enough. New one, just waiting for your comments.

Yes, buon divertimento, Mutley - especially in Que...

2007-11-09T16:33:00.000-08:00

Yes, buon divertimento, Mutley - especially in Queensland!

I can't wait for your holiday snaps and tales Mutl...

2007-11-09T15:15:00.000-08:00

I can't wait for your holiday snaps and tales Mutley.

Will you have to go into quarantine for 6 months first?

Mirel the Revolutionary said... Your blog is f...

2007-11-09T14:56:00.000-08:00

Mirel the Revolutionary said...

Your blog is funny pops!

Don't listen anybody!! - just go away - you are cramping my style... wold you like some money to not come back??

lady macleod said... I do think you should for...

2007-11-09T14:54:00.000-08:00

lady macleod said...

I do think you should forward this to Lonely Planet. Have fun.

What is Lonely Planet?? I am happy to accept an invite to Morocco anytime *snick*

Mirel the Revolutionary said... Hark, I hath c...

2007-11-09T14:52:00.000-08:00

Mirel the Revolutionary said...

Hark, I hath come!

Hello DADDY! ^_^

Theres nothing for you here - this is a place for locals - shooo! Go away!!

Your blog is funny pops!

2007-11-09T12:25:00.000-08:00

Your blog is funny pops!

I do think you should forward this to Lonely Plane...

2007-11-09T12:01:00.000-08:00

I do think you should forward this to Lonely Planet. Have fun.

Hark, I hath come!Hello DADDY! ^_^

2007-11-09T09:59:00.000-08:00

Hark, I hath come!

Hello DADDY! ^_^

Liz said... Mutters, I am going to London this ...

2007-11-09T05:52:00.000-08:00

Liz said...

Mutters, I am going to London this weekend and I have found out that the Lord Mayor (not Ken) is having a parade and a firework display just for me! Is the President of Australia having a show for you? I think you should email him and tell him; he will not want to be outdone by the Lord Mayor who isn't Ken.

Thats a very kind thought by the Lord Mayor of London - I wonder if they greet all guests that way? I just got put in prison when I went to London - Beast was arrested six times in a weekend. Also World Of Marmosets was disappointing... I think Australia does not have a Mayor - it is too small!

And if you are going to Erinsborough, please teach the man who plays Salt's boyfriend how to talk like a proper Englishman.

He is a bit creepy isn't he? I wonder what country he really comes from - certainly not England.

And do you know what else? I think some people think you're really going to Orse'strailia. When we all know you're just going to spend the week in your shed on your allotment, only coming out if you run out of pies.

I think everyone takes what they read here with the degree of seriousness it deserves. You will be laughing on the other side of your face when you see 'Sunrise' with my old friend Natalie Barr..

Mutters, I am going to London this weekend and I h...

2007-11-09T04:55:00.000-08:00

Mutters, I am going to London this weekend and I have found out that the Lord Mayor (not Ken) is having a parade and a firework display just for me! Is the President of Australia having a show for you? I think you should email him and tell him; he will not want to be outdone by the Lord Mayor who isn't Ken.

And if you are going to Erinsborough, please teach the man who plays Salt's boyfriend how to talk like a proper Englishman.

And do you know what else? I think some people think you're really going to Orse'strailia. When we all know you're just going to spend the week in your shed on your allotment, only coming out if you run out of pies.

... and hugs to the Lamby.

2007-11-09T04:30:00.000-08:00

... and hugs to the Lamby.

I will go down a treat - I have learnt 'Waltzing M...

2007-11-09T04:08:00.001-08:00

I will go down a treat - I have learnt 'Waltzing Matilda' on the harp..

hugs to the pooch.

2007-11-09T04:08:00.000-08:00

hugs to the pooch.

Heheheh... I don't know any Aussies, Mutley... but...

2007-11-09T04:06:00.000-08:00

Heheheh... I don't know any Aussies, Mutley... but didn't see anyone with a Harp over at that 'rocks' place where they like art, so I'm sure you'd be a novelty attraction ... :-)

DoGGa said... I had a long conversation with a ...

2007-11-09T03:06:00.000-08:00

DoGGa said...

I had a long conversation with a chap in Australia called Dave, yesterday - A technical support call for work though :[]

I wonder if you could let me have his phone number? - I expect he will not mind me stopping by for a few night or to use his loo and shower...

electro-kevin said... You enjoy your time ther...

2007-11-09T03:05:00.000-08:00

electro-kevin said...

You enjoy your time there Mutley. Be sure to report back and the ladies tell me it's wet down under at the moment. Be sure to pack properly.

Thank you Mr EK - if you like you could come - my invitation says 'Plus 1'- we could make it a road trip.... I am worried about getting from North Korea to Australia by bus...

Pink Drama said... i'm just glad you're going i...

2007-11-09T03:01:00.000-08:00

Pink Drama said...

i'm just glad you're going in the opposite direction. if you were coming over here, i'd be going to australia.

think you underestimated on the condoms? only 90? must be a short trip.

Thank you for the invitation Ms Drama !! I shall be pleased to come and visit you - but sadly it will have to wait for the new year...I have added an extra 30 condoms - 120 should be enough is is 20 a day!!

Keshi said... **Day 6. New South Wales. LOL ...

2007-11-09T03:00:00.000-08:00

Keshi said...

**Day 6. New South Wales.

LOL NSW is pretty big...where in NSW r ya gonna be? Sydney I hope so!?

Keshi.

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Keshi said...

ur undies were stolen by a notorious gang of women at Helen's party ;-)

Keshi.

You are mistaken about New South Wales - it is actually rather small - so I expect to meet most people.. I am still searching for my undies I only have 2 other pairs for a six day trip..I cannot find the great barrier reef on my map (It is a 1921 Guide to the Empire) - could you let me know how to get there? Also Tasmania...

Betty Boob Hug said... hahaha, Neighbours is fi...

2007-11-09T02:56:00.000-08:00

Betty Boob Hug said...

hahaha, Neighbours is filmed in Melbourne you old coot ;)

You are coming to Canberra? Goodie. That's where I live!
Parliment House is a real hoot

I am going everywhere in Australia Ms. Boob Hug, I cannot think you are being serious about Parliament House - it sounds awfully dull. Do yu think yu could arrange for me to meet Kylie??

Minx said... I am impressed with your planning,...

2007-11-09T02:54:00.000-08:00

Minx said...

I am impressed with your planning, Muts. I am off to London at the end of the month and I haven't packed a thing.
I have had my anti-malaria pills and purchased a couple of cans of fresh air but apart from that I haven't got a clue what to take to the big city. My aunty Mildred went once and lost her Virginia, but I am not taking anyone with me. You are such a man of of the world - have you any advice?

You seem to have covered the possible London emergencies - such as air shortages - so here are few tips to help you enjoy your stay.

AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!

Buckingham Palace
House of Commons, Westminster
West End,
Picadilly Circus
Tower of London
Wax Works,
Hyde Park
Thames

- stick to unknown areas like Neasden and you should be ok.

FirstNations said... like you need another bone...

2007-11-09T02:52:00.000-08:00

FirstNations said...

like you need another bone? get any more bones and you'll be scouted by the Bang Brothers, canuck.

I am afraid that MJ does not know me like you do Ms FN.....