Comments on Mutleythedogsdayout: Cut your Own Hair Mutley the dog Style!!

No no no! The whole low-slung-bare-my-nasty-lookin...

2008-07-18T02:23:00.000-07:00

No no no! The whole low-slung-bare-my-nasty-looking-undies look is just plain tacky!!!

You shud sit by the 'Ladies' and give those girls a good chomp on the arse!

I have been cutting hares for years. I could give ...

2008-07-15T05:06:00.000-07:00

I have been cutting hares for years. I could give you some tips if you like. I find it's better to hold them upside down to get a clean cut. Maybe your problem was that you were uprighht when cutting. If you want any more handy hints, please tell me. I have lots up my sleeve. Along with last night's leftover rice pudding and four Irish navvies.

I had not forgotten Ms Uber.....

2008-07-09T13:24:00.000-07:00

I had not forgotten Ms Uber.....

You forget, I have full frontaal nudes of you from...

2008-07-09T10:21:00.000-07:00

You forget, I have full frontaal nudes of you from my man beast competition.

and no mutley...not pubes...eww yuck back at ya......

2008-07-07T16:19:00.000-07:00

and no mutley...not pubes...eww yuck back at ya...

xl...don't forget though...the price is always the...

2008-07-07T16:17:00.000-07:00

xl...don't forget though...the price is always the same, no matter the quality (or lack thereof) in the haircut...

I enjoyed the happening...Think I left my notebook...

2008-07-07T13:56:00.000-07:00

I enjoyed the happening...

Think I left my notebook though...

Mutley and his international fans,Supercuts is a c...

2008-07-07T12:24:00.000-07:00

Mutley and his international fans,

Supercuts is a chain of discount hair salons in the US. They are like a box of chocolates. One never knows how skilled a hair stylist one will get...

Blogger fingers said... You used barley clippe...

2008-07-07T11:04:00.000-07:00

Blogger fingers said...

You used barley clippers to cut your hair ??
That's very odd...

Why are you balancing 3 licorice Allsorts on your fist? I find that odd!!

Blogger UBERMOUTH said... STOP!!!being so coy ...

2008-07-07T11:02:00.000-07:00

Blogger UBERMOUTH said...

STOP!!!being so coy and show us the new do!

I have never been asked to post a revealing shot of myself before ... so I may! As soon as I can make the camera work...

Blogger DogBoy said... Hahaha, I use hair clip...

2008-07-07T11:00:00.000-07:00

Blogger DogBoy said...

Hahaha, I use hair clippers for everything, well not washing up or changing TV channels, but you get my drift!
I clipped a bit off my fringe tonight with a pair I got bought for my 16th birthday, when I had a rather tasteful 'undercut' and pony tail :0)

I also used to cut my friend's dog's hair with them too!!!

Once more I have hit a trend in mid break!! I should be a futurologist or on TV like that man with a name a bit like Kook Wang...

Blogger xl said... My hair also has that "cut ...

2008-07-07T10:59:00.000-07:00

Blogger xl said...

My hair also has that "cut it myself with pet clippers" look, but that is due to Supercuts.

What are Supercuts? Where are you from - I shall investigate on everyones behalf and report back....

Blogger Reluctant Blogger said... I often forg...

2008-07-07T10:58:00.000-07:00

Blogger Reluctant Blogger said...

I often forget to put the guide thing on when I am doing my sons' hair and shave great strips right off.

I am not much into thongs - I don't think they look specially good and they are not good to wear.

I think it is better to wear no undies.

Do you mind if I ignore your comment apart from the bit about not wearing any undies? ...

mmmmmm

mmmmmmm

Yep that 'll do it!!

Blogger electro-kevin said... I've been cuttin...

2008-07-07T10:56:00.000-07:00

Blogger electro-kevin said...

I've been cutting my hair for years with a Whal Pet Trimmer.

My Nicky Clark clipper burnt out after I'd used it in the bath...

Well they don't call me electro for nothing.

Bzzzzz !

I am always amazed that you are still alive EK! Mine are called Babyliss - now pronounce that!!

Blogger Rups said... I prefer the opposite fas...

2008-07-07T10:54:00.000-07:00

Blogger Rups said...

I prefer the opposite fashion that is beginning to take off where the undies are to be seen trailing from the ankle, it isn't hugely fashionable but I have started doing it and some people say "Merveilleux!" whilst others start singing Bowie's "Time". xox Rups

I think we can all guess why that is! By the way - if you coming to the UK better cut out the froggy speak...

Blogger phishez_rule said... Alas. I cannot pu...

2008-07-07T10:52:00.000-07:00

Blogger phishez_rule said...

Alas. I cannot pull off that look. Do do not have the arse for thongs. They should stay on feet where they belong!

You Aussies have funny names for everything - I should explain that 'down under' thongs are floppy rubber shoes not exciting pants!

DeleteBlogger john.g. said... Whilst the ...

2008-07-07T10:51:00.000-07:00

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Blogger john.g. said...

Whilst the muse incubates what?

Really - some people are too clever for their own good. I think my meaning was clear enough - I simply mixed a few metaphors!

Blogger MJ said... *trying not to picture Beas...

2008-07-07T10:50:00.000-07:00

Blogger MJ said...

*trying not to picture Beast in a thong*

You fibber! I know you have been at work on his bar mitzvah photos with photoshop...

Blogger Daisy said... i usually am asked to do...

2008-07-07T10:49:00.000-07:00

Blogger Daisy said...

i usually am asked to do my husband and my son's hair...i have never done it professionally but seem to make them look okay...mine is so long i just go in for a trim every few months to knock off the dead ends...seems to work.

Are we talking about pubes here again? If so yuuuuuk! Yuuuuk! and double yuuuuuk!!

Blogger Lilith said... I do Elby's. He needs t...

2008-07-07T10:48:00.000-07:00

Blogger Lilith said...

I do Elby's. He needs to be sheared regularly or he looks like Einstein on a bad hair day. When I did mine with shears (unlike Britney I let the barber do it) I found that people got out of my way really fast :-)

I hope you realise Britney did the whole lot because she had heard that drugs could be tested in hair for years after taking them...

Blogger Hammer said... Don't use those clipper...

2008-07-07T10:47:00.000-07:00

Blogger Hammer said...

Don't use those clippers on your nether regions. Pubic hairs are often too coarse and make the blades jam up.

It is really embarassing to walk into an emergency room with a set of electic shears tangled in your taint.

Errrrmmm.... that sounds like the voice of experience talking! I will resist the temptation to pubic topiary ..

Blogger aims said... Oh Darling! I just read y...

2008-07-07T10:46:00.000-07:00

Blogger aims said...

Oh Darling! I just read your comment over on Billy's and realised I hadn't been around in a while and I had to stop by and say hello and tell you not to feel so lonely.

You and Bill should get together while the Mrs. is away - I'm sure you two could get up to some tricks don't you think?

I am lonely! Bloody lonely actually... and I think our Bill lives about 500 miles from here - I would have to save for amonth to afford the petrol...thanks to Mr. Brown (sorry I am making a bid to be in Iain Dales political bloggers book again)...

Blogger haddock said... yes Mutley, you missed...

2008-07-07T10:42:00.000-07:00

Blogger haddock said...

yes Mutley, you missed a trick there as that gorilla says. Most Bridport ladies have the proverbial ounce of Old Holborn on each side of the gusset of the latex cat suit. Not a pretty sight but an aid to the blind I suppose.
It is their beards and moustaches I find a bit off - it suits you though...

Blogger BEAST said... Mr Muts , I take issue w...

2008-07-07T10:41:00.000-07:00

Blogger BEAST said...

Mr Muts , I take issue with low slung jeans and thongs ,the common parlance being a 'twanger'. Its always fat girls that wear the things , more belly flab and overhanging love handles than you can shake a stick at. If I wanted to view that sort of thing I would wear one meself.

Well I know you do of course after the accident with the donkey and the lawn mower...
Incedentally , how is Miss Mu , she has been very quiet of late.

She has had some sort of immigration problem and is currently held in an asylum seekers centre where she has gained canteen rights **shudders**
Has she got a new hobby ??

Blogger Gorilla Bananas said... Perhaps you sh...

2008-07-07T10:39:00.000-07:00

Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

Perhaps you should have offered to shave the pretty girl's pubic hair. It would have certainly put your Forrest Gump image to bed.

I might give that a go !! Is there something wrong with a Forest Gump image then?