Saturday, September 27, 2008

Chinese in Space?



Who believes a moment of this is true?
How do flags wave in a vacuum with no gravity?
Who/what took the distance shots?
Why does no one ask?

Posted by mutleythedog at 2:06 PM

62 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Such conspiracy theories were totally discredited when Buzz Aldrin socked the jaw of a man who called him a liar and a charlatan. You could go one better by provoking Neil Armstrong to punch your lights out.

2:44 PM
mutleythedog said...

OK. How do flags wave without gravity ot an atmosphere...?

2:50 PM
Scrobs said...

Well, how did they get an audience clapping up there as well!

You can do anything with half a cup of sodium glutamate...

2:52 PM
Gorilla Bananas said...

"First, the flag was made to look like it was waving by the use of a rod across the top of the flag to hold it out horizontally. This was well documented at the time of the landings and is often cause of a hoaxers claims. Second, when an astronaut adjusts the flag, it will wobble around first while the astronaut is adjusting it and then for a few moments afterwards as the imparted momentum damps out. Third, the flag definitely waved in the breeze of the rocket exhaust when the LM ascent stage lifted off the moon carrying the crew back home."

3:28 PM
scarlet-blue said...

Yes, I'm with Scrobs . . . what's with the live studio audience? Big space ship . . .
Sx

3:32 PM
Crushed said...

Why is Mr Spoon in the background?

4:23 PM
Nunyaa said...

How do flags wave in a vacuum with no gravity? ONE OF THE ASTRONAUTS FARTED

Who/what took the distance shots? THE REMOTE CAMERA ON THE SPACE VEHICLE

Why does no one ask? I HAVE NO IDEA

4:46 PM
MJ said...

Thanks for this as I just got home and saw it for the first time on the news and thinking wtf?

Glad I'm not the only one.

7:12 PM
xl said...

I suspect the Chinese astronauts are under-age.

10:08 PM
john.g. said...

Mutley, I'm with you! A con like the yanks on the moon!

7:42 AM
mutleythedog said...


Blogger Scrobs said...

Well, how did they get an audience clapping up there as well!

You can do anything with half a cup of sodium glutamate...

Right! That was disturbing as well....

7:55 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

"First, the flag was made to look like it was waving by the use of a rod across the top of the flag to hold it out horizontally. This was well documented at the time of the landings and is often cause of a hoaxers claims. Second, when an astronaut adjusts the flag, it will wobble around first while the astronaut is adjusting it and then for a few moments afterwards as the imparted momentum damps out. Third, the flag definitely waved in the breeze of the rocket exhaust when the LM ascent stage lifted off the moon carrying the crew back home."

Really. Thats very unconvinving - also I did not see the moon in the shots. Are the Chinese pretending to have been to the moon?

7:56 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger scarlet-blue said...

Yes, I'm with Scrobs . . . what's with the live studio audience? Big space ship . . .
Sx

I think it is all beginning to add up... I blame the trilateral commission...

7:57 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger Crushed said...

Why is Mr Spoon in the background?

He was running away with a cat and a fiddle? He was dodging the cow jumping over the moon? Has anything interesting ever happened to you in connection with a spoon?

7:59 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger Nunyaa said...

How do flags wave in a vacuum with no gravity? ONE OF THE ASTRONAUTS FARTED

Who/what took the distance shots? THE REMOTE CAMERA ON THE SPACE VEHICLE

Why does no one ask? I HAVE NO IDEA

If the astronauts farted it would be inside the suit... why were there no other distance shots? I have an idea... we are all being hypnotised....

8:01 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger MJ said...

Thanks for this as I just got home and saw it for the first time on the news and thinking wtf?

Glad I'm not the only one.

At last! The voice of reason. My theory is a grotty fil set in Bejing...

8:02 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger xl said...

I suspect the Chinese astronauts are under-age.

One of them appeared to be... the other looked like an aging Chinese movie star...

8:07 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger john.g. said...

Mutley, I'm with you! A con like the yanks on the moon!

As ever - we are as one John....

8:08 AM
The Dirty Rat said...

Mr. M.
I'm with you on this one, they are not capable of putting a man into space.
For three weeks now they have got my order wrong - always a chicken chow mein and never the chicken Kung Poe as ordered. Besides how do we know they are Chinese, we cant see their eyes - there could be monkeys in the space suits for all we know.

9:25 AM
jams o donnell said...

I don;t think the Chinese have gone into sapce. THe same goes for the Soviet and American missions. The awful truth truth is that the Bilderbergers, David Icke Aliens, Illuminati and the people of Andorra (who control approximately 25% of the galaxy) filmed them all in a studio on Titan...

9:59 AM
TBRRob said...

I believe this may be one giant leap for the takeaway market...

11:29 AM
Ginro said...

Oh come on! Next thing you'll be saying is that Neil Armstrong didn't hear the muslim call to prayer when he was on the moon too.

1:41 PM
Keshi said...

haha @tbrrob's comment!

Mutley I hope ur well now :)

Keshi.

11:40 PM
Selena Dreamy said...

"The brains of human beings seem built to process concpiracy theories better than other forms of input. The powerful effect of these stories relates to the way people estimate probabilities."

The British Medical Journal.

9:43 AM
BEAST said...

Well I don't know what to think , I shall do some experiments by climbing inside the dyson and attempting to wave my underpants

10:02 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger The Dirty Rat said...

Mr. M.
I'm with you on this one, they are not capable of putting a man into space.
For three weeks now they have got my order wrong - always a chicken chow mein and never the chicken Kung Poe as ordered. Besides how do we know they are Chinese, we cant see their eyes - there could be monkeys in the space suits for all we know.

I think you have a different but equally powerful point Mr Rat! Did you watch my video at all?

10:06 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger jams o donnell said...

I don;t think the Chinese have gone into sapce. THe same goes for the Soviet and American missions. The awful truth truth is that the Bilderbergers, David Icke Aliens, Illuminati and the people of Andorra (who control approximately 25% of the galaxy) filmed them all in a studio on Titan...

We are wandering off topic a bit.. I think it is actually the Trilateral Commission, the Knights of Malta and that club with a big owl thing... and the Andorrans obviously. Bastards.

10:08 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger TBRRob said...

I believe this may be one giant leap for the takeaway market...

Space shuttle crews could order a special meal for five...

10:10 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger Ginro said...

Oh come on! Next thing you'll be saying is that Neil Armstrong didn't hear the muslim call to prayer when he was on the moon too.

Cripes!! Has Neil Armstrong converted following his 'moon' based experiences?

10:11 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger Keshi said...

haha @tbrrob's comment!

Mutley I hope ur well now :)

Keshi.

I am nearly 100% But I would be completed by one of your 'special' massages....

10:12 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger Selena Dreamy said...

"The brains of human beings seem built to process concpiracy theories better than other forms of input. The powerful effect of these stories relates to the way people estimate probabilities."

The British Medical Journal.

I feel the heat of your scathing remarks from here... I expect it is due to the defective nature of the rubber items I sent you last week, which were themselves sabotaged by agents of the methodist church... They are seeking to drive a wedge between us you know...

10:14 AM
mutleythedog said...


9:43 AM
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Blogger BEAST said...

Well I don't know what to think , I shall do some experiments by climbing inside the dyson and attempting to wave my underpants

A dizzying and strangely alluring prospect Mr B!

10:15 AM
Ginro said...

Well that is what the muslims believe, or at least a lot of them, but it's just an urban legend:

Neil Armstrong - Muslim?

11:25 AM
FirstNations said...

there is nothing on the moon. and yet people keep going there, and when they come back they all say 'nope, not a lot happening up there on the moon. whooooooole lotta nothing." and then another few years later someone else HAS to go to the moon and SURE AS SHIT they find....what? what do they find? NOTHING. NOTHING ON THE MOON. No cheese, no cow, no spoon, no muslims, no underpants, no vacuum cleaners, NOTHING.
STOP THE INSANITY NOW!!!
AVOID THE MOON!!
THERE IS NOTHING ON THE MOON!!
THE MOON IS A BAD PLACE!!
BOO, CRAPPY, CRAPPY MOON!!

6:51 PM
fingers said...

PMSL @ Beast !!!
You're onto something big here, Mutley.
They laughed at me when I suggested those crafty Orientals faked The Olympics but this latest outrage could be just the proof I needed.
Keep up the vigilant work...

9:00 PM
Minx said...

No, it's absolutely true. Their worldwide/universal takeaway domination knows no boundaries.

12:08 AM
Selena Dreamy said...

Nothing scathing, Muts. I saw that on the cover of a book on 9/11...

10:34 AM
Ginro said...

Where is your 'Follow this blog' thingy?

1:07 PM
The Old Tarf said...

The big studio audience clapping. it makes as much sense as the old films where someone is on a desert island and you hear a full orchestra playing.

9:20 PM
Reluctant Blogger said...

I just shut off when I see "news" like this. Not sure if that is because I don't believe it is true (I think I do believe it is true) or cos I have no interest whatsoever in space exploration. Nasty cold place, bit like Skegness really.

Are you feeling any better, Mutley my dear? Any more thoughts on getting that sex change?

5:01 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger Ginro said...

Well that is what the muslims believe, or at least a lot of them, but it's just an urban legend:

Neil Armstrong - Muslim?

Maybe they are building one of those minarets right up into space? er ... Is that possible?

1:05 PM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger FirstNations said...

there is nothing on the moon. and yet people keep going there, and when they come back they all say 'nope, not a lot happening up there on the moon. whooooooole lotta nothing." and then another few years later someone else HAS to go to the moon and SURE AS SHIT they find....what? what do they find? NOTHING. NOTHING ON THE MOON. No cheese, no cow, no spoon, no muslims, no underpants, no vacuum cleaners, NOTHING.
STOP THE INSANITY NOW!!!
AVOID THE MOON!!
THERE IS NOTHING ON THE MOON!!
THE MOON IS A BAD PLACE!!
BOO, CRAPPY, CRAPPY MOON!!

I have been to the moon meself - it is kinda dull apart from the rainforests..

1:11 PM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger fingers said...

PMSL @ Beast !!!
You're onto something big here, Mutley.
They laughed at me when I suggested those crafty Orientals faked The Olympics but this latest outrage could be just the proof I needed.
Keep up the vigilant work...

Perhaps the olympics were real... I am not at all sure. But I AM SURE FLAGS DONT WAVE IN SPACE!!!

1:18 PM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger Minx said...

No, it's absolutely true. Their worldwide/universal takeaway domination knows no boundaries.

Well that to one side. I have invested in a small personal massager.. a litre of chilli vodka and some ginger biscuits....

1:26 PM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger Selena Dreamy said...

Nothing scathing, Muts. I saw that on the cover of a book on 9/11...

You have read a book about 9/11 ?

1:27 PM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger Ginro said...

Where is your 'Follow this blog' thingy?

I have not the first idea... what is it ? A sort of game .. ?

1:28 PM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger The Old Tarf said...

The big studio audience clapping. it makes as much sense as the old films where someone is on a desert island and you hear a full orchestra playing.

and in creepy old houses when there are string quartets in every cupboard!!

1:34 PM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger Reluctant Blogger said...

I just shut off when I see "news" like this. Not sure if that is because I don't believe it is true (I think I do believe it is true) or cos I have no interest whatsoever in space exploration. Nasty cold place, bit like Skegness really.

Are you feeling any better, Mutley my dear? Any more thoughts on getting that sex change?

Skeggy is quiet nice when its sunny. And its real. And flags blow in the wind, air pressure, gravity etc.

I have decided against the sex change... whilst I would enjoy a spot of muff diving with you it does throw out the baby with the bath water.. so to speak...

1:43 PM
Welshcakes Limoncello said...

I asked - honestly I did, Mutley! - and most of all I asked, "What is the point?"!

1:53 PM
Ginro said...

Mutley I know you have been poorly but you must get back with the programme, lol. Blogger have this thing to add to your sidebar which allows readers to click it and add a blog to their Google Reader.

12:12 AM
Daisy said...

mutley...i don't ask because i don't care sweetheart...if i were to ask the question then someone would feel necessary to answer it and then i would be obligated to listen...this is a much better forum imho...:)
however we can discuss it in november if you like...as long as i have wine/vodka/or gin in my hand :)

3:03 AM
eroswings said...

Why would we doubt the achievements of people who make and sell quality products, like (lead) toys and milk?

It is a testament to their skills--not as engineers, but as thieves stealing and utilizing American rocket technology secrets! Let's hear it for Chinese espionage!

Clearly, the Chinese have once again shown their shrewd business instincts! They're planning to build a dry cleaners in outer space! Those space suits don't clean themselves, ya know.

9:31 AM
Keshi said...

*pours some warm oil on Mutley's back and rubs until he begins to see Chinese in Space*


;-)


Keshi.

6:45 PM
UBERMOUTH said...

Wow I didn't know they delivered that far!

7:36 PM
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7:05 PM
James Higham said...

It's all true, Mutley.

1:12 AM
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2:17 AM
electro-kevin said...

The flag moves like that because of Higgs' field.

When you're in an accelarating car you feel yourself pressed into the back of the seat - why ?

There is an electro-magnetic field throughout the universe and the 'waving' of the flag is not waving at all - it's the gradual overcoming of Higgs' Field of each molecule of the flag from stick outward in a ripple effect.

Sorry to say this but I think it's stone-bonker footage but you never know - I'm sure that if you examine it closely enough you might find some chinks in it.

;-)

2:28 AM
Donn Coppens said...

Totally faked! I googled the image and it was credited to the creative team at Sum Ting Wong, an Ad Agency in Peking.

Apparently to simulate the vast emptiness of outer space, the scene was shot in the produce section of a North Korean Grocery Store...
which is what the rest of the world will look like if..
when, les Chinois become the ONLY Superpower.

Vote Palin in 2012.

7:24 AM
mutleythedog said...

Blogger electro-kevin said...

The flag moves like that because of Higgs' field.

Thats an entirely theoretical thing right?

When you're in an accelarating car you feel yourself pressed into the back of the seat - why ?

Errr? Because of momentum? - a simple interaction between two physical objects in a space?

There is an electro-magnetic field throughout the universe and the 'waving' of the flag is not waving at all - it's the gradual overcoming of Higgs' Field of each molecule of the flag from stick outward in a ripple effect.

Thats actually bigger nonsense than I originally wrote - LOL!! Is that why space craft have to be streamlined?? oh .. wait..

Sorry to say this but I think it's stone-bonker footage but you never know - I'm sure that if you examine it closely enough you might find some chinks in it.


Theres no resistance as we know it in space as there is nothing there and therefore flags dont wave.

9:12 AM
Tucker the Trucker said...

Its not true.

Only Americans are allowed in space.

God says so.

2:15 PM
electro-kevin said...

The flag is resisting itself, Mutley.

Momentum ? Don't you mean innertia, old bean ?

And what causes innertia ?

Higgs' field.

11:10 AM

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