Becoming an Internet Millionaire!
I realise I have not recently updated both my readers on my on going efforts to become an internet millionaire. Firstly my GOOGLE ads have already produced in just 24 months nearly US$21 a fine start. I have had to stop my ADBRITE ads after they diverted me to "Black Label Ads" which were basically hard core porn.
I was thrown out of 'MY MONEY MAKING BLOG' as I pointed out that under UK law I would have to declare any paid for mention of a product as being an advert ... the project folded soon after. Still...
I am still a member of SELL IT FORWARD FOR PROFIT - but so far my sole recruit a Dutch Transexual in this exciting pyramid scheme has not done anything. I am still available for this -which is the E-equivalent of a chain letter. Even Mr. B was too clever for this...
I have been selling items on EBAY but I forgot to add the true cost of post and packaging so far and have sold several books for 99 pence but it has cost me as much as 2 quid to post them... Still it is all good for my reputation and I still have high hopes!
My new friend COLONEL MOJOMBE of Sierra Leone has also not come through with the goods as I refused to send him one thousand pounds to aid him escaping the country ( I Don't have any money!) - but he is still able to email me regularly so fingers crossed!!
My appeal to set up a nude photograph business produced only one contribution ...
It was a bit of a failure as I have not yet been offered anything for the rights.
I have even tried to sell membership of the exciting BLOGPOWER collective but the only one to express an interest was the terrifying MU TAI DONG
59 comments:
Yay! I'm first!
I'm afraid there is a poor midget fellow trapped under there.
I have no idea how these boring people earn six figure incomes from their blogs when an entertaining fellow like you has only earned $21. It's a crying shame, that's what it is.
You should offer seminars, you'll get rich that way.
I could send you $21 and double your profits, too. Would that make you feel better?
LOL she is HOT!!
Maybe if you posed nude with Ms Walrus people would pay for the pictures.
i'll buy drinks...does that help?
Mutley,I knew you'd find your soulmate! I hope you are very happy together, but don't produce any children!
Blogger MJ said...
Yay! I'm first!
But at what I wonder... at what?
Blogger Hammer said...
I'm afraid there is a poor midget fellow trapped under there.
Might be a happy little midget as well...
Blogger jmb said...
I have no idea how these boring people earn six figure incomes from their blogs when an entertaining fellow like you has only earned $21. It's a crying shame, that's what it is.
Google adsense pays a fraction of a cent for each person who clicks on on of their ads from a blog to the blog owner...I have done incredibly well to get into double figures - it means thousands of people have clicked their silly ads...
Blogger Alaina said...
You should offer seminars, you'll get rich that way.
I could send you $21 and double your profits, too. Would that make you feel better?
Seminars on what I wonder? I would like $21 - I would buy electricity....
Blogger Nunyaa said...
LOL she is HOT!!
12:31 AM
No. No she is not.
LOL she is HOT!!
12:31 AM
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Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...
Maybe if you posed nude with Ms Walrus people would pay for the pictures
I cant actually imagine that meself... I prefer some one less humongous anyway...
Blogger Daisy said...
i'll buy drinks...does that help?
Certainly... put a pint behind the bar of whatever real ale the locals are drinking... do they have that where you are?
Blogger john.g. said...
Mutley,I knew you'd find your soulmate! I hope you are very happy together, but don't produce any children!
Shall I bring her to the Merrie Monk for lunch? She will need a specially reinforced seat of some kind - also warn the chef...
I tried to help you! I offered to introduce you to Dumpling so you could go into the rapidly burgeoning leisure and escort industry together. But you chickened out.
LOL With the fatty pics on your site, it does not take an Rocket Scientist to guess what kind of porn you are into ,Mutts.
If you have more pix like that, perhaps MJ over at Infomaniac could take them. Wholesale, of course.
Blogger Liz said...
I tried to help you! I offered to introduce you to Dumpling so you could go into the rapidly burgeoning leisure and escort industry together. But you chickened out.
Do you blame me? I am a normal person you know not some kind of weirdo...
Blogger UBERMOUTH said...
LOL With the fatty pics on your site, it does not take an Rocket Scientist to guess what kind of porn you are into ,Mutts.
I am not really much into porn at all but take a look at Down Under Darlings in my links lists...
Blogger xl said...
If you have more pix like that, perhaps MJ over at Infomaniac could take them. Wholesale, of course.
I think she is better than me at that sort of thing....
When you make it, will you pass on any tips? I'd settle for being an internet thousandaire.
The photo has put me off my lunch!!!
There's only one way to become a millionaire, Mutley. Join the corrupt set at Westminster - which reminds me - I left a question for you on my blog...
Mutley, it is so good to see pictures that remind me that, though my standards in some ways aren't always high, they could be so much worse...
Have you tried setting up a penis enlargement blog?
That pic makes me want to have sex with myself.
This is the funniest post I've read all day, lol!
I say , what a 'big boned' young lady , I hope that bed was reinforced or there could be a nasty accident.
You may make more money selling her by the acre on the internet like they do with plots on the moon
I reckon an easy way to make money on your blog is through adoption/sponsorship. You know like they do in zoos. You could put up a bit of your anatomy each week for sponsorship or adoption, we'd all bid and then obviously you would have to afix a little plaque on the bodypart to say who had offered the highest amount and was the sponsor. You would probably also have to send a little email every now and then to inform the sponsor how their little bit of you was getting on.
Worth a try?
is come is gone Muts... so why even bother?
Did I tell you I'm not talking to you?
Dear God Almighty you should be arrested for posting that hideous picture.
Blogger Z said...
When you make it, will you pass on any tips? I'd settle for being an internet thousandaire.
I shall pass on the accumulated wisdom as I gather it - I am nothing if not generous...
Blogger CherryPie said...
The photo has put me off my lunch!!!
You have a very cute bottom as I know from those pics you keep sending me... you would need to eat 14 0000 calories a day to look like Miss Massive...
Blogger Selena Dreamy said...
There's only one way to become a millionaire, Mutley. Join the corrupt set at Westminster - which reminds me - I left a question for you on my blog...
I am ready to make that sacrifice Ms Dreamy.. I did answer the question on your exciting nudie blog ..
Crushed said...
Mutley, it is so good to see pictures that remind me that, though my standards in some ways aren't always high, they could be so much worse...
Have you tried setting up a penis enlargement blog?
I expect you would though wouldn't you? Wouldn't you?
Is it possible to actually enlarge a penis? I shall look into it and report back..
Blogger ( . )( . ) said...
That pic makes me want to have sex with myself.
I would pay to see that!! Would you care to do it on my blog at all? I can sell tickets....
Blogger Ginro said...
This is the funniest post I've read all day, lol!
Do you get out much Ginro...
Blogger BEAST said...
I say , what a 'big boned' young lady , I hope that bed was reinforced or there could be a nasty accident.
You may make more money selling her by the acre on the internet like they do with plots on the moon
What a splendid idea! Shall I reserve a portion for you?
Blogger Reluctant Blogger said...
I reckon an easy way to make money on your blog is through adoption/sponsorship. You know like they do in zoos. You could put up a bit of your anatomy each week for sponsorship or adoption, we'd all bid and then obviously you would have to afix a little plaque on the bodypart to say who had offered the highest amount and was the sponsor. You would probably also have to send a little email every now and then to inform the sponsor how their little bit of you was getting on.
Worth a try?
I did write to numerous of our leading pie manufacturers including FRAY BENTOS (Peace Be Upon Them) and Ginsters ... but all I got sent was a lot of pie related memorabilia - which was funny but in the end essentially worthless...would you like a Ginsters Flag at all?
Blogger Crashdummie said...
is come is gone Muts... so why even bother?
Very Zen! The gone bit of cash I am used to...
Blogger Liz said...
Did I tell you I'm not talking to you?
I am sorry! Right - I was carried away with something..I have sent a van to collect the underwear OK!? Let us never speak of this again...
Blogger menopausaloldbag (MOB) said...
Dear God Almighty you should be arrested for posting that hideous picture.
We are all Gods creatures you know... she has every right to be naked - as do you my sweet. Emails to the usual address...
Well you and me both mate regarding forgetting say postage is extra on ebay. My ebay site is dgg123. I haven't sold anything for a while but may soon start. As we are planning on listing up the old Condo and Moving somewhere else in the near future. OLd magazines "life,times,National Geo., etc" are good money makers as well as sheet music esp the WWI and 1920-30's ones. You can get them dirt cheap on ebay the Sheet music and flog them for about 1 -2 pounds each at a boot sale. Put your ebay site name on my blog and I will pay you a visit and see what you are selling. If you have a lot of items setting up a store with ebay is a very cheap way of getting a lot of items up on the internet.
Remember me when you get your first Million.
marvelous picture of you, mutley. just marvelous. love what you've done with your hair.
The dutch transexual is probably too busy staying at home twiddling with 'her' new bits. These new toys will loose there thrill in time and 'she' will then devote all her energies to your financial project
You should be at least a tenner up on last year, Mutley.
;-)
For her, 'beef curtains' are not confined to the vagina
Thanks for your very kind comment recently. I hope Dog Mutley stays with you for many years yet.
Blogger The Old Tarf said...
Well you and me both mate regarding forgetting say postage is extra on ebay. My ebay site is dgg123. I haven't sold anything for a while but may soon start. As we are planning on listing up the old Condo and Moving somewhere else in the near future. OLd magazines "life,times,National Geo., etc" are good money makers as well as sheet music esp the WWI and 1920-30's ones. You can get them dirt cheap on ebay the Sheet music and flog them for about 1 -2 pounds each at a boot sale. Put your ebay site name on my blog and I will pay you a visit and see what you are selling. If you have a lot of items setting up a store with ebay is a very cheap way of getting a lot of items up on the internet.
Remember me when you get your first Million.
All I have on ebay this week is a few books.. I might make a tenner on the whole thing. Still its worth a go!
Blogger Pink Drama said...
marvelous picture of you, mutley. just marvelous. love what you've done with your hair.
It is actually Beasts new girlfriend - he needed a body double to match the pounds he has put on since packing in the ciggies...
Blogger BEAST said...
The dutch transexual is probably too busy staying at home twiddling with 'her' new bits. These new toys will loose there thrill in time and 'she' will then devote all her energies to your financial project
That is a very optimistic view of the whole thing... To be honest I think I have spoiled the whole pyramid ....they were not pleased with me is all I can say!
Blogger electro-kevin said...
You should be at least a tenner up on last year, Mutley.
;-)
Je suis mon ami!!
Blogger Tickersoid said...
For her, 'beef curtains' are not confined to the vagina
HOLY MOSES MR T!!!! Are you still alive? I think Beef Curtains in a Black Bean sauce with noodle sounds like a Mu Tai Dong dish...
Blogger Dragonstar said...
Thanks for your very kind comment recently. I hope Dog Mutley stays with you for many years yet.
He is fine today for sure! Just came back from a six mile walk and he is conked out on the sofa. I do appreciate your loss more than most...
"Do you get out much Ginro...?"
Clearly not enough, lolol!
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