Cut your Own Hair Mutley the dog Style!!
I was given a set of barely used hair clippers the other day - and - after experimenting on my dog - I decided to do my own hair. Afterward I was basically pleased with the result so I went down the pub to show off!
"Wow!" said one particularly pretty lady "That's a unique style - you look like a film star!"
"Really!" I preened "Which one?"
"Forest Gump!" She replied and wiggled off showing me her arse and giggling.
She was too quick to hear me say that of course technically Forest Gump was not a film star but a character in a film. Which would have been a stinging retort - if she had just waited ten minutes or so...On the subject of wiggling bums in jeans - I must say how welcome this new fashion for low slung waist bands is! Its a style which shows the tops of lacy undies and sexy thongs which everyone wears these days from behind - and I find it rather cute don't you? Its why I always place my stool near to the door to the "Ladies" these days....
But is not a style for everyone -it does suit my friend Mu....
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A series of invasions attempts have been mounted on the blog by a group of bearded writers, poets and intellectuals who set up a "Hippy happening" on the border with the Icelandic Wife Swappers Club (Hi Nyjiga!! I think I got the name right!) Blogular Commando Forces were mobilised and the rabble of thinkers, writers and poetical types was soon sent scampering off clutching their bongs and note books!
Blogging flow is a little light at the moment - unlike my friend with the giant tampax(!) so please have patience whilst the muse incubates!
43 comments:
In order to attract a better class of reader (s) I have reintroduced the label 'sniffing the crotch of a latex cat suit' tee hee!
Perhaps you should have offered to shave the pretty girl's pubic hair. It would have certainly put your Forrest Gump image to bed.
Mr Muts , I take issue with low slung jeans and thongs ,the common parlance being a 'twanger'. Its always fat girls that wear the things , more belly flab and overhanging love handles than you can shake a stick at. If I wanted to view that sort of thing I would wear one meself.
Incedentally , how is Miss Mu , she has been very quiet of late.
Has she got a new hobby ???
yes Mutley, you missed a trick there as that gorilla says. Most Bridport ladies have the proverbial ounce of Old Holborn on each side of the gusset of the latex cat suit. Not a pretty sight but an aid to the blind I suppose.
Oh Darling! I just read your comment over on Billy's and realised I hadn't been around in a while and I had to stop by and say hello and tell you not to feel so lonely.
You and Bill should get together while the Mrs. is away - I'm sure you two could get up to some tricks don't you think?
Don't use those clippers on your nether regions. Pubic hairs are often too coarse and make the blades jam up.
It is really embarassing to walk into an emergency room with a set of electic shears tangled in your taint.
I do Elby's. He needs to be sheared regularly or he looks like Einstein on a bad hair day. When I did mine with shears (unlike Britney I let the barber do it) I found that people got out of my way really fast :-)
i usually am asked to do my husband and my son's hair...i have never done it professionally but seem to make them look okay...mine is so long i just go in for a trim every few months to knock off the dead ends...seems to work...
*trying not to picture Beast in a thong*
Whilst the muse incubates what?
Alas. I cannot pull off that look. Do do not have the arse for thongs. They should stay on feet where they belong!
I prefer the opposite fashion that is beginning to take off where the undies are to be seen trailing from the ankle, it isn't hugely fashionable but I have started doing it and some people say "Merveilleux!" whilst others start singing Bowie's "Time". xox Rups
I've been cutting my hair for years with a Whal Pet Trimmer.
My Nicky Clark clipper burnt out after I'd used it in the bath...
Well they don't call me electro for nothing.
Bzzzzz !
I often forget to put the guide thing on when I am doing my sons' hair and shave great strips right off.
I am not much into thongs - I don't think they look specially good and they are not good to wear.
I think it is better to wear no undies.
My hair also has that "cut it myself with pet clippers" look, but that is due to Supercuts.
Hahaha, I use hair clippers for everything, well not washing up or changing TV channels, but you get my drift!
I clipped a bit off my fringe tonight with a pair I got bought for my 16th birthday, when I had a rather tasteful 'undercut' and pony tail :0)
I also used to cut my friend's dog's hair with them too!!!
STOP!!!being so coy and show us the new do!
You used barley clippers to cut your hair ??
That's very odd...
Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...
Perhaps you should have offered to shave the pretty girl's pubic hair. It would have certainly put your Forrest Gump image to bed.
I might give that a go !! Is there something wrong with a Forest Gump image then?
Blogger BEAST said...
Mr Muts , I take issue with low slung jeans and thongs ,the common parlance being a 'twanger'. Its always fat girls that wear the things , more belly flab and overhanging love handles than you can shake a stick at. If I wanted to view that sort of thing I would wear one meself.
Well I know you do of course after the accident with the donkey and the lawn mower...
Incedentally , how is Miss Mu , she has been very quiet of late.
She has had some sort of immigration problem and is currently held in an asylum seekers centre where she has gained canteen rights **shudders**
Has she got a new hobby ??
Blogger haddock said...
yes Mutley, you missed a trick there as that gorilla says. Most Bridport ladies have the proverbial ounce of Old Holborn on each side of the gusset of the latex cat suit. Not a pretty sight but an aid to the blind I suppose.
It is their beards and moustaches I find a bit off - it suits you though...
Blogger aims said...
Oh Darling! I just read your comment over on Billy's and realised I hadn't been around in a while and I had to stop by and say hello and tell you not to feel so lonely.
You and Bill should get together while the Mrs. is away - I'm sure you two could get up to some tricks don't you think?
I am lonely! Bloody lonely actually... and I think our Bill lives about 500 miles from here - I would have to save for amonth to afford the petrol...thanks to Mr. Brown (sorry I am making a bid to be in Iain Dales political bloggers book again)...
Blogger Hammer said...
Don't use those clippers on your nether regions. Pubic hairs are often too coarse and make the blades jam up.
It is really embarassing to walk into an emergency room with a set of electic shears tangled in your taint.
Errrrmmm.... that sounds like the voice of experience talking! I will resist the temptation to pubic topiary ..
Blogger Lilith said...
I do Elby's. He needs to be sheared regularly or he looks like Einstein on a bad hair day. When I did mine with shears (unlike Britney I let the barber do it) I found that people got out of my way really fast :-)
I hope you realise Britney did the whole lot because she had heard that drugs could be tested in hair for years after taking them...
Blogger Daisy said...
i usually am asked to do my husband and my son's hair...i have never done it professionally but seem to make them look okay...mine is so long i just go in for a trim every few months to knock off the dead ends...seems to work.
Are we talking about pubes here again? If so yuuuuuk! Yuuuuk! and double yuuuuuk!!
Blogger MJ said...
*trying not to picture Beast in a thong*
You fibber! I know you have been at work on his bar mitzvah photos with photoshop...
Delete
Blogger john.g. said...
Whilst the muse incubates what?
Really - some people are too clever for their own good. I think my meaning was clear enough - I simply mixed a few metaphors!
Blogger phishez_rule said...
Alas. I cannot pull off that look. Do do not have the arse for thongs. They should stay on feet where they belong!
You Aussies have funny names for everything - I should explain that 'down under' thongs are floppy rubber shoes not exciting pants!
Blogger Rups said...
I prefer the opposite fashion that is beginning to take off where the undies are to be seen trailing from the ankle, it isn't hugely fashionable but I have started doing it and some people say "Merveilleux!" whilst others start singing Bowie's "Time". xox Rups
I think we can all guess why that is! By the way - if you coming to the UK better cut out the froggy speak...
Blogger electro-kevin said...
I've been cutting my hair for years with a Whal Pet Trimmer.
My Nicky Clark clipper burnt out after I'd used it in the bath...
Well they don't call me electro for nothing.
Bzzzzz !
I am always amazed that you are still alive EK! Mine are called Babyliss - now pronounce that!!
Blogger Reluctant Blogger said...
I often forget to put the guide thing on when I am doing my sons' hair and shave great strips right off.
I am not much into thongs - I don't think they look specially good and they are not good to wear.
I think it is better to wear no undies.
Do you mind if I ignore your comment apart from the bit about not wearing any undies? ...
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Yep that 'll do it!!
Blogger xl said...
My hair also has that "cut it myself with pet clippers" look, but that is due to Supercuts.
What are Supercuts? Where are you from - I shall investigate on everyones behalf and report back....
Blogger DogBoy said...
Hahaha, I use hair clippers for everything, well not washing up or changing TV channels, but you get my drift!
I clipped a bit off my fringe tonight with a pair I got bought for my 16th birthday, when I had a rather tasteful 'undercut' and pony tail :0)
I also used to cut my friend's dog's hair with them too!!!
Once more I have hit a trend in mid break!! I should be a futurologist or on TV like that man with a name a bit like Kook Wang...
Blogger UBERMOUTH said...
STOP!!!being so coy and show us the new do!
I have never been asked to post a revealing shot of myself before ... so I may! As soon as I can make the camera work...
Blogger fingers said...
You used barley clippers to cut your hair ??
That's very odd...
Why are you balancing 3 licorice Allsorts on your fist? I find that odd!!
Mutley and his international fans,
Supercuts is a chain of discount hair salons in the US. They are like a box of chocolates. One never knows how skilled a hair stylist one will get...
I enjoyed the happening...
Think I left my notebook though...
xl...don't forget though...the price is always the same, no matter the quality (or lack thereof) in the haircut...
and no mutley...not pubes...eww yuck back at ya...
You forget, I have full frontaal nudes of you from my man beast competition.
I had not forgotten Ms Uber.....
I have been cutting hares for years. I could give you some tips if you like. I find it's better to hold them upside down to get a clean cut. Maybe your problem was that you were uprighht when cutting. If you want any more handy hints, please tell me. I have lots up my sleeve. Along with last night's leftover rice pudding and four Irish navvies.
No no no! The whole low-slung-bare-my-nasty-looking-undies look is just plain tacky!!!
You shud sit by the 'Ladies' and give those girls a good chomp on the arse!
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